Chapter 2: The Bewitched Fang Tang

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The reason I say this is because ... ... '' At this moment, Fang Tang's voice was interrupted by the barking of a dog behind him. Fang Tang turned around and saw an enormous native dog running towards him.

"Where did this stick come from?" This was the last sentence spoken by Fang Tang before he fell unconscious

A hearty and uninhibited laugh erupted from Fang Tang at this moment, carrying with it a hint of arrogance and a touch of spirited enthusiasm

Is this the end of the line

After Fang Tang learned about Li Xian's situation, he was unsure how to begin. However, when Li Xian's gaze kept drifting towards the tricycle behind him, Fang Tang had an idea in his mind

"Who are you? Why are you here?" Feeling frightened, Li Yueren instinctively leaned closer to Li Xian.

Fang Tang has become obsessed

"Well, you give it a try," Li Xian's actions were certainly not as crude as Fang Tang's just now. He glanced strangely at the packaging bag and then took out a piece of potato chip from inside the bag

Thank you, you truly are an open-minded person

"Little sister, I am truly not a bad person." Fang Tang, after seeing Li Yuetong's expression resembling that of a little white rabbit encountering a big bad wolf, also came to a halt. At this moment, Fang Tang, who found himself at a loss for words, most hoped that Li Xian would wake up.

I see, this is the seed of a rose!" Li Xian nodded at Fang Tang, and this nod also served as a reminder to Li Yuetong, who was behind Fang Tang.

"I know this is a seed, but I am asking what that piece of white cloth used for holding the seeds is..." Li Yueren made Fang Tang feel as if his heart had fallen into an abyss.

It is unlikely that male homosexuality would have emerged during the Tang Dynasty

Although the high-end luxury goods mentioned by Fang Tang were quite common in the previous world, they were extremely rare during the Tang Dynasty. The items that made their debut in the Tang Dynasty would bring immense wealth, rivaling that of a nation.

Brother Li, what does the rose you mentioned look like

At the tender age of fourteen, Li Yuérong stepped out of the room with small, delicate steps

After putting the potato chips into her mouth, Li Yueting initially frowned, but soon her expression relaxed, revealing the innocent and carefree nature of a young girl.

"Wealth, where does it come from?" Li Xian's dazed gaze glanced behind Fang Tang at this moment

This is truly a strange person

I ... ... this rose is called ... ... blue ... ...

Li Xian said to take a moment's rest, and indeed, they rested for a moment. Of course, our Fang Tang also does not know how long this moment is.

... ...

After hearing the conversation between the siblings, Fang Tang approached them, opened a bag of potato chips, and without further ado, stuffed a chip into Li Xian's mouth.

Fang Tang is now lying on a bed made of stacked wooden boards, with only a blackened table and a few stools that seem as if they could be crushed by a single sit around him

"Brother, what is wrong with you?" Worried about Li Xian, Li Yuetong hurriedly ran to her brother's side

Li Xian. After the young man finished stating his name, he also extended his right hand, imitating Fang Tang.

If Fang Tang were to say this, he could guarantee that with the curiosity of siblings, they would definitely ask, "What are car accidents and time travel?"

Although Li Xian's gaze appeared somewhat vacant, he was quite intelligent. As soon as he heard Fang Tang mention the tricycle, he understood the meaning behind Fang Tang's words. However, he still felt that the phrase 'tricycle' was somewhat awkward when it came out of his mouth

"Little sister, let me see what happened to your brother?" Fang Tang said as he took a few steps closer to Li Yuetong, but just as Fang Tang had taken a few steps, the panicked Li Yuetong suddenly shouted out.

The words "shabby" and "simple" can fully represent this room. Just as Fang Tang was deep in thought, a little girl holding a candle walked in from outside the room

Fang Tang, who was somewhat mentally unstable, kept rambling while holding the delivery slip for the rose seeds. When Li Yuetong saw Fang Tang dancing around in place, she anxiously asked her brother.

Which woman is not crazy about perfume, which woman does not wish to possess all the designer bags in the world? ... Which woman is not a fan of some idol? ... ...

"Brother, why is it so round?" Li Yue Rong, who was beside Li Xian, was also startled by this bag of potato chips

At this moment, Li Xian seemed to have heard Fang Tang's innermost thoughts, as he slowly opened his eyes.

At this moment, Li Xian appeared very composed, as he leaned in to speak to Li Yuetong.

However, after Li Xian finished these two sentences, he unexpectedly fainted again

Why do I not know

"You can shout all you want; even if you scream your throat raw, no one will come to save you"

Your tricycle is still outside, but rest assured that within a few miles around the foot of this mountain, it is only the two of us siblings, so you need not worry about your tricycle being discovered

"Hurry and tell your sister that I am not a bad person," Fang Tang said quickly, pointing at himself.

New version of women's underwear? I probably won't have any use for this

Our poor Fang Tanglian did not finish speaking the four characters "Blue Enchantress" before once again meeting with the Duke of Zhou

Li Xian's companion, Li Yuetong, developed quite a fondness for Fang Tang due to the snacks he gifted her. Of course, this fondness is not of a romantic nature. If it weren't for the irresistible allure of Fang Tang's potato chips, it is likely that Li Yuetong would have continued to remain cautious around him.

He has gone mad! He has gone mad!" At this moment, Li Xian kept reminding himself in his heart

"What is it that you are holding in your hand?" Although it was just a brief sentence, Fang Tang had already sensed the change in Li Xian's attitude towards him.

"Come up" Fang Tang said as he turned the key and reached out to pull Li Xian up

"Brother Li, my tricycle..." Upon hearing Fang Tang's words, Li Xian responded

"Little sister, your brother is fine; he just feels a bit carsick," Fang Tang said with an embarrassed expression, as he had never expected that someone could get so nauseous from riding in a tricycle.

However, this laughter in Li Xian's ears became a harbinger of his terminal illness

How should I address you?" At this moment, Fang Tang, who had vented all his frustrations, extended his right hand towards the young man

"Brother, are you alright?" Li Yuetong asked her brother with concern, tears in her eyes

Where do the Li brothers live? Who else is in the family? In order to address his own issues regarding food, clothing, housing, and transportation, Fang Tang began to openly ingratiate himself with Li Xian.

Aren't you feeling carsick? Can one get carsick in a tricycle? Fang Tang sensed that something was off with Li Xian, and upon seeing his complexion grow increasingly pale, Fang Tang quickly stopped the tricycle

Ugh... Ugh... At this moment, Fang Tang's powerful tricycle was driving along the road. Upon seeing a fork in the road ahead, Fang Tang turned his head and asked Li Xian, who was beside him.

Men's fitness underwear? Underwear still needs to be purchased online. Moreover, it is red! Although Tang said this, he still placed the item at his feet

After Fang Tang suddenly sat up, Li Xian did not ask many questions, but curiosity drove him to take his sister outside with him

"I live at the foot of the mountain, and I have a fourteen-year-old sister." Li Xian speaks in a manner that if something can be explained in one word, he will certainly not use two words.

At this moment, Fang Tang, who felt uneasy, suddenly remembered that the Tang Dynasty he was in had never existed in history! Since it had never existed, the rose mentioned by Li Xian might not necessarily be a rose!

Found it! I finally found something useful!" Fang Tang's exclamation caught the attention of the Li siblings

As Li Xian took his first ride on the tricycle, his complexion gradually turned pale. The mountain road was riddled with potholes, and since it was Li Xian's first experience on a tricycle, he felt somewhat anxious. However, soon he realized that not only was his heart tense, but his stomach was also becoming uneasy.

"Brother, be careful!" When she saw Fang Tang ignorantly putting something into Li Xian's mouth, Li Yuetong's entire body began to tremble

Brother, do you want to report it to the authorities

Are you joking? This is the first person I encountered after traveling through time, how could I possibly let him slip away so easily

When Fang Tang repeatedly turned over the packages only to find they contained snacks, he couldn't help but feel a bit disappointed. He often saw some people online purchasing high-end luxury goods, so why was there not a single similar item in his own deliveries

"It’s nothing, I just need to rest for a moment," Li Xian said, leaning against the large tree and waving his hand at Fang Tang.

"No way, why are you always breaking down!" With an anxious mood, Fang Tang San quickly took two steps to reach Li Xian's side

At this moment, Fang Tang's gaze resembled that of a dragon seeing gold, or a dog spotting a pile of ... ...

"Brother Li, have you found what you need?" Although Li Xian's tone was somewhat urgent, the blank expression in his eyes made Fang Tang feel no emotional fluctuation on Li Xian's face

Delicious!" Li Xian nodded vigorously, and upon seeing her brother safe and sound, Li Yue Rong also let out a sigh of relief. However, after noticing the potato chips in Tang's hand, she suddenly had the urge to taste them.

"It's nothing, just looking for something." Fang Tang glanced at the package at his feet and proceeded to open a delivery from a sender named "Baby Don't Cry." After taking out a bag of snacks from the package, he handed it to Li Xian

That is good. Upon hearing Li Xian's words, Fang Tang let out a sigh of relief. However, at that moment, Fang Tang suddenly remembered that he still had a considerable number of packages to deliver with his tricycle, and he wondered whether these packages had crossed over with him.

Fang Tang was interrupted by the local dog in front of him, but he instinctively wanted to finish his words. However, before he could complete his sentence, Fang Tang felt a familiar sensation in his head.

Upon seeing this oddly shaped potato chip, Li Yuéróng felt an inner rejection; however, driven by curiosity, she still wanted to taste the flavor of this so-called potato chip

He... he," Li Xian slowly said while pointing his finger at Fang Tang

Watching the mentally disturbed Fang Tang, the Li siblings had each made their preparations. However, at this moment, Fang Tang unexpectedly fell silent. He was no longer shouting and screaming; he simply kept staring at the delivery slip.

Are you alright? Wake up quickly!" Fang Tang anxiously shouted while shaking Li Xian's body, but at that moment, a sharp scream caused a piercing pain in Fang Tang's ears

The scene is too beautiful. I dare not look directly at it

Do you know what I have in my hand?" Fang Tang repeated the question, making Li Xian certain that this person was beyond saving

There is no difference, it is simply identical. After listening to Li Xian's description, Fang Tang was completely bewildered.

Brother Li, we are going to get rich! Fang Tang looked just like a patient from a mental hospital

"Be more forgiving towards the things your sister has done to you." After hearing about his sister's actions towards Tang, Li Xian could only smile helplessly.

When Fang Tang woke up again, it was already sunset. After feeling the large bump on his head, Fang Tang squinted his eyes and began to examine his surroundings by the light of the candle.

A moment later

... ...

The young man named Li Xian hesitated for a moment, but regardless of the era, human curiosity has always been profound

"Are you awake?" Upon seeing the culprit before him, which had caused him such a headache, Fang Tang nodded.

I do not know

"Brother Fang, what are you looking for?" Li Xian, who was behind Fang Tang, asked Fang Tang while holding his sister's hand. Ever since half an hour ago, Fang Tang had been flipping through these strange items in front of the Li siblings, and coupled with the nonsensical words coming out of Fang Tang's mouth, Li Xian began to suspect that Fang Tang's mind had been affected by the cold and had become deranged.

"The seeds of the rose." Fang Tang said mysteriously to Li Xian, but as soon as Li Xian opened his mouth, Fang Tang immediately lost his composure

"Brother, what are these?" Li Yuetong asked Li Xian with a puzzled expression as she saw Fang Tang take out one package after another from the tricycle.

The tricycle is already dizzy like this; what if he takes a plane or a train...?

For this sister whom he indulged excessively, Li Xian did not blame her too much, especially since this matter did not seem significant in his eyes

"Hand me that stick from earlier," Li Xian thought for a moment and continued.

Do not come over here; if you come any closer, I will call for help

Li Xian has always been straightforward in addressing issues, so when Fang Tang began to inquire about his situation, Li Xian did not hold back at all, especially since there was nothing he needed to conceal

Did the Tang Dynasty already have roses

I will go call my brother over. At this moment, a hint of blush appeared on Li Yuetong's face, whether due to shyness or guilt, but this expression was obscured by the flickering light of the candle in her hand

After swallowing the potato chips in his mouth, Li Xian's dazed eyes rarely revealed a look of excitement

In a very good mood, Fang Tang patiently began to explain to the Li siblings.

This is a seed " Fang Tang raised the plastic bag in his hand, but his eyes emitted a captivating light

"I don't know." At this moment, Li Xian's dazed expression was filled with confusion, and at the same time, the strangely dressed Fang Tang appeared mysterious in Li Xian's eyes

Seeing her brother faint, Li Yuetong was also at a loss at this moment, as she kept shaking Li Xian's body

After seeing his younger sister reveal a smile that he had not seen in a long time, Li Xian felt a sense of joy mixed with a tinge of guilt in his heart

Fang Tang, after stating his name, warmly shook hands with Li Xian, and this handshake showed no sign of letting go.

"Brother, what is wrong with you? Please wake up quickly." Seeing Li Yuetong in tears, Fang Tang felt a twinge of compassion in his heart

Go and untie Wangcai's rope, and immediately release Wangcai if the situation seems off

What kind of seed is this? Li Xian's question helped Fang Tang alleviate the awkwardness

"Little sister, your brother is awake. You can ask him, and you will know that I am not a bad person," Fang Tang said to Li Yueren as he looked at Li Xian waking up.

"A whole box of Lao Gan Ma? How much do you love this sauce?"

"Are the Li brothers going home? If so, may I offer you a ride?" Fang Tang said, pointing to his tricycle.

The petals of the rose are red, the stem has thorns, and its shape is quite similar to that of the Chinese rose. I wonder how the rose I am describing differs from the one you are referring to

Let me see what they have all bought. After Fang Tang moved out the last package, he asked Li Xian for a stool and sat down in front of a small pile of packages

Before long, Li Yuérong arrived beside Fang Tang with Li Xian, who had already awakened but still had a dazed expression in his eyes

Hmm? Why do I feel that something is off about the scene

As we walked intermittently, stopping and going, by the time we arrived at Li Xian's home at the foot of the mountain, the sun had already begun to set.

With no other options, Fang Tang could only seek help from Li Xian, but before Fang Tang could say anything, Li Xian unexpectedly fainted while speaking!

Meanwhile, Li Yuetong, who was behind Fang Tang, was already prepared at any moment. She had untied the rope that was bound to the tree, and as soon as Li Yuetong let go, Wangcai would be able to run freely under the moonlight.

The sound of the three-wheeled vehicle startled Li Xian's younger sister, Li Yueren, who was busy with housework at home. At just fourteen years old, Li Yueren, curious about the strange noise outside the door, walked out. However, as soon as she stepped outside, she saw her brother, who was continuously vomiting onto the ground.

Li Xian stood frozen in place after taking this bag of round, plump potato chips

Could it be that he ... ... ?

Ah! When Li Yuetong saw this stranger approaching her, she also screamed. Terrified, Li Yuetong closed her eyes and kept groping on the ground. After feeling something in her hand, regardless of what she was holding, she swung her arm with all her might towards Fang Tang.

"Roses? We already had roses in the Tang Dynasty," said Li Xian, prompting Fang Tang to quickly retract his flamboyant stance.

"Chocolate, lollipops, why are they all snacks?"

This wicked history teacher, why don't you tell us about the appearance of roses during the Tang Dynasty! Don't you know how important the emergence of roses is to humanity? Why don't you inform me about such a significant matter! Why!

What? Were roses already present during the Tang Dynasty?

Li Yueren, concerned about Li Xian, did not notice the presence of others nearby. Fang Tang's sudden interruption startled Li Yueren, who was unprepared. However, when Li Yueren saw Fang Tang's strange attire and hair, this slight surprise transformed into the fear of Little Red Riding Hood upon encountering the Big Bad Wolf.

It is nothing. Fang Tang did not take this matter to heart, but at that moment, he suddenly remembered that his tricycle was still outside. If it were seen by others, it would inevitably bring unnecessary trouble for himself and the Li siblings.

Of course, the latter is somewhat off-topic

Fang Tang felt that it was difficult to broach the subject. How should he explain to Li Yueren? Should he say that he crossed over after being in a car accident?

"Brother, is this really edible?" Li Yueren asked, wrapping her arm around Li Xian's, her eyes filled with curiosity.

I am doing this for your own good; if you understand, please do not make a sound

"Is it delicious?" Fang Tang asked Li Xian, who was still savoring the potato chips after taking a bite.

Bang

"Brother Fang, are you alright?" Li Xian tightened his grip on the wooden stick hidden behind his back as Fang Tang walked up to him.

"Left ... ... to the left." Li Xian's voice seemed somewhat lacking in confidence. After he got into the tricycle, his body leaned tightly against Fang Tang. Upon feeling the warmth emanating from Li Xian's body as he drove the tricycle, Fang Tang couldn't help but feel a stir of thoughts in his heart.

"Yes, you are correct, this is the seed of a rose, but it is not just any rose seed," Fang Tang said, excitedly licking his lips as he spoke.